| My origin: |
I was born in Upstate New York and immediately fell into a vat of toxic waste. Immediately developed the uncanny ability to beat everyone at 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon. |
| General Interests: |
Spend time with girlfriend, friends, and family; play tennis; find $5 lunches; bring One Ring to Mount Doom; kill six-fingered man. |
| Best Movies: |
Top 3: The Princess Bride, Almost Famous, Star Wars IV-VI. Comedies: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Airplane!, Super Troopers. Lord of the Rings trilogy and Back to the Future 1&2. 2006: The Departed, The Prestige. 2007: Into the Wild, Juno. 2008: In Bruges. Pretentious "I went to NYU" Choice: The Seventh Seal. |
| Worst Movies: |
Dragonfly, Untraceable, Star Wars I-III yes even Revenge of the Sith you Lucas apologists, it sucked. Hold on I have to go vomit. |
| Best Books: |
The young adult section is where it's at: The Giver and Maniac Magee are two of the best books you'll ever read. Also Slaughterhouse-5, Ender's Game, Into the Wild, The Elements of Style. |
| Best TV: |
Lost, Sesame Street, Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood. I'm not being ironic or anything; those are seriously the best TV shows ever. Of course, I write the TV column, so I kind of watch everything. Except reality shows. |
| Underrated: |
The Faculty. Everybody's long forgotten it existed, but it is spectacular. |
